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Triton Enterprises 
1st-Aug-2007 10:37 pm
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New poster~ Hey, everyone.

So, seeing as how it's August 1st and nothing interesting is happening yet, I decided to poke around a little - starting with the Triton Enterprises website.
( http://www.tritonenterprises.net/ )

I checked back a few posts and it doesn't seem like anyone has said anything about this, so I'll go ahead.  There's a mysterious sort of press release from the 17th of July available for viewing at the page.
( http://www.tritonenterprises.net/Triton%20Press%20Release_7-17-07.pdf )

I can't recall if it was on the site before, but there's an email there too - information@tritonenterprises.net
When I sent them a message, I got this in response:

subject: [Security Protocol T1987E] Temporary Security Measures

Due to a recent breach in security at our facility in Washington State Triton Enterprises has been required to engage a DoD level 4 security lock down.

This security protocol is a requirement for all Department of Defense contractors when a minor security violation has been detected.

Unfortunately due to the requirements of the lock down we must postpone all scheduled tours of our facility.

Please be patient as we clear up this minor problem. We apologize if this lock down impacts any orders you may have with us.

Once we are back online we will continue towards our goal of building the future one vision at a time.

If you need more information please contact me at anytime.

Kellie Graham


Thoughts?

[edit]

I did a Google on Kellie Graham, and at a glance from a link to a blog ( http://www.omgwtfehwr.com/ ) , I saw that there was another address available with an auto-response... kellie.graham@tritonenterprises.net

I tried shooting a mail to her, and got this...


Don't believe what Triton is telling you.  I didn't write that security protocol notice.

Something has gone terribly wrong at the facility!! If you are receiving this message please send help!  There are several of us trapped on the lower D-ring testing platform.  I had no idea what they were doing here, if I don't make it to the surface may God forgive me for any part I have played in this.

I should have listened to him but I thought what he was talking about was nonsense, now I'm afraid he may be right....

Hmm......
Comments 
2nd-Aug-2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know. (Seems like they made a press release for it.)

But, I didn't mention Cloverfield ;-;
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